Yeti Trouble

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19503058539581115612011-07-07T18:18:06.896-08:00Yeti Troubledo you ever get the feeling all is not quite right?Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comBlogger571100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-57278251369714880242008-09-30T14:45:00.002-08:002008-09-30T14:46:47.443-08:00Ask about mortgaging your future!

All transactions after 3:00 p.m. will be processed as the next bank's business.

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-50874557554491854902008-09-30T14:05:00.007-08:002008-09-30T14:12:13.554-08:00Joe Biden, Master of the Hand Jive!

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-55703599838400070722008-01-25T17:19:00.000-08:002008-01-25T17:21:45.285-08:00Kids who want to get high tragically end up with minty fresh breath instead

http://www.236.com/news/2008/01/25/kids_who_want_to_get_high_trag_3820.php

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-67558907707691452532008-01-25T04:18:00.000-08:002008-01-25T04:24:09.663-08:00For Those Who Missed Hulk Night

Here are some of the poetry highlights, courtesy of Kevin Maher. A la Emily Dickinson's work, my piece is known by its first line, "Dr. Bruce Banner." Sit back in your favorite chair by the fire, pour yourself a glass of Mad Dog, and enjoy.

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-65685843457929400932008-01-25T04:08:00.000-08:002008-01-25T04:25:09.605-08:00Knut the Bear Makes a Come-Back

After falling on hard times, young Knut the bear finds his star is on the ascendence again as the Berlin Zoo fields film offers from production companies. After looking for an excuse to foist its young charge off on another animal park, the zoo now takes a particular interest in Knut, especially as any film deal would net a substantial sum. It was only last month when the Berlin Zoo was

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-30285562494235410132007-12-22T20:38:00.001-08:002010-07-05T15:29:13.967-08:00Yes, Virginia, There is a List of 23/6 Posts

http://www.236.com/news/2007/11/22/on_thanksgiving_elected_offici_2503.phphttp://www.236.com/news/2007/11/27/only_28_cybershopping_days_unt_1_2555.phphttp://www.236.com/news/2007/12/05/rudy_giuliani_has_another_city_2690.phphttp://www.236.com/news/2007/12/07/oneyearold_polar_bear_has_more_1_2780.phphttp://www.236.com/news/2007/12/20/have_yourself_a_very_little_ch_3035.phphttp://www.236.com/news/

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-18308683946834606372007-12-12T05:13:00.000-08:002007-12-18T05:21:06.809-08:00AHOYs Are Not Born, They're Made...After They're Born

Vote for the 2007 A.H.O.Y.Choosing the Asshole of the Year is every citizen's duty.Our nation's first A.H.O.Y.

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-8909248187390830952007-11-28T17:59:00.000-08:002007-11-28T18:15:00.244-08:00You're in Luck -- Kevin Maher's new AMC "Sci-Fi Scanner" is up!

Kevin Maher's latest hilarious offering on the AMC site is a panel discussion of Harry Potter versus "The Golden Compass."In case the costume fools you, that's me -- the Reader -- via satellite. And yes, that is the mighty Paul Herbig as the Lord of the Rings Fan.

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-47692304559894178272007-10-30T20:00:00.000-08:002007-10-30T20:03:20.394-08:00It’s Dick Cheney – And He’s Armed!

Ever since the Poughkeepsie Journal reported this weekend that Vice President Dick Cheney will go hunting at the Clove Valley Rod & Gun Club, the humor’s been flying like buckshot in LaGrangeville, New York. “The same old jokes are going around,” says Matt Dwyer, who is in charge of clipping bird wings for the gun club. “You know, ‘let’s hope his aim is better now than when he was saying there

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-81507008085212521102007-10-19T20:25:00.001-08:002007-11-05T19:17:46.020-08:00oh, how Merle wished he knew what to do about the itchy new sweater; he rubbed the magical lamp -- and behold! -- Jebez, the enchanted moth, appeared

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-81533017402431658082007-10-17T17:47:00.000-08:002007-10-17T18:13:11.796-08:00Which of these were Snoop Dogg's again?

drizzlefizzleguzzlerazzle-dazzlemuzzlenozzlepuzzlepizzle

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-56145467511775877022007-10-01T04:30:00.000-08:002007-10-01T04:37:20.828-08:00CURRENTLY ON THE BAT-DRAWING BOARD

spellchecker still picking up "bat-erang"awl -- new hole in the utility belt (Robin stay out of good tool box)update Justice League speed dial numbers for Green Lanterntell Kyle, Hal, Guy, Jon, Alan -- NOBODY is going in top fiveremove test gyrostabilization chip from Cuisinartfor WGTM's on-air limerick contest Friday:There was was a man called The PenguinA criminal vicious, yet sanguineBelieve

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-36254082592310233182007-09-23T05:22:00.000-08:002007-09-23T10:01:40.575-08:00Marcel Marceau (1923-2007), Bip (1947-2007)

He went quietly.He looks like he's sleeping. With his elbow propped up on a mantel.Now he's walking against the dirt.And after all that time trying to escape from a box, too.

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-35441167127978539362007-09-20T14:33:00.000-08:002007-09-20T14:35:41.197-08:00Other Perfectly Good Names MoveOn.org Can Use in the Future When Referring to General Petraeus

General Slayus General Mywayus General Dismayus General Pompeiius General Threeseconddelayus General Oyveyus General Blueandgrayus General RachelRayus General Onomatopoeias General Doubtthathesgayus General ComeonandrockmeAmadeus

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-89632916683777100282007-09-12T15:10:00.000-08:002007-09-12T15:25:03.786-08:00I Make a Pretty Convincing Dork-on-the-Street

I’m on the interweb!I’m on the interweb!For your consideration: I'm currently appearing in the "Dragon Wars" episode of KEVIN MAHER’s excellent video series, “SciFi Scanner,” on the American Movie Classics web site.Check out Kevin’s other hilarious installments, including:“Punks Unite to Battle Flesh-Eating Corpses”“The Worst Movie Ever?”“The Kinky Space Opera and George Lucas”I think you will

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-32907372197314161202007-09-11T16:27:00.000-08:002007-10-01T04:38:47.608-08:00Books Currently Available to Children in Our Nation's Libraries

Friends, be sure to visit the good people at the Lowbrow Reader today!

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-83062469664227835482007-09-07T20:19:00.000-08:002007-09-07T20:20:19.286-08:00Aphorisms

Fortune favors the annoying.If you don't understand ideas, pray for them to go away.A barber who cuts his own hair has a screen door for a submarine.

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-79344616265973148532007-09-07T19:30:00.000-08:002007-09-23T05:34:54.041-08:00Hotlanta Dragon*Con 2007 Chaser

Thanks to Kevin Maher over at AMC, we have a nice plug for The Ring of Ultimate Power on their website. And you can read Jay Stern's blog about Dragon*Con here:http://blogs.amctv.com/scifiscanner/2007/09/our-man-saw-bat.html*yes, the cat's pucker in Dragon*Con is part of the official name

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-59776610767821073162007-09-06T19:45:00.000-08:002007-09-07T19:44:51.124-08:00THE DOSE: Larry Craig Takes Back Everything He Took Back

If cleared of indecency charges, Idaho Senator Larry Craig plans to rescind his guilty plea, take back his resignation, and start trolling for anonymous sex in women's rooms.

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-50185637084451162882007-09-06T19:39:00.000-08:002007-09-07T19:50:08.545-08:00THE DOSE: It's the Pen for Karl Rove

Karl Rove, outgoing political advisor to President Bush, announced his intention to write about his experiences masterminding the 2004 defeat of the popular vote and the plot to implicate al Qaeda in order to justify invading Iraq. No publisher has been found yet for the book about one man's troubled relationship with the U.S. Constitution, which should be titled, "If I Undermined It."

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-7466865221341243002007-09-06T19:13:00.001-08:002007-09-07T19:49:47.598-08:00THE DOSE: Rev. Haggard Solicits Again

Rev. Ted Haggard, founder of the New Life evangelical megachurch in Colorado Springs, is asking for it again. Last week, he emailed a radio station to solicit financial support while he goes back to school in spite of the fact he was given more than $130,000 in severance, receives royalties from many books, and owns a home valued at around $700,000. Haggard reluctantly pulled out of

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-14820307614744606702007-09-06T19:09:00.000-08:002007-09-07T19:49:26.002-08:00THE DOSE: General Pace Urges Withdrawal Method

General Peter Pace, outgoing Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, will call for a nearly 50% troop withdrawal by 2008. He also requests that the last person to leave Iraq remember to turn out the lights.

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-10894548205792235742007-09-06T18:55:00.000-08:002007-09-07T20:16:54.359-08:00OH, MAN, PUTIN’S HAVING A MID-LIFE CRISIS AS BAD AS YOUR YOUR DAD’S!

Dude, it’s official -- Russian President Vladimir Putin is having a mid-life crisis as bad as your Dad’s or something.Remember when your Dad started washing the car five times a week when those college girls moved in?Ever since Putin went on vacation in Siberia, he hasn’t had his shirt on once.All of a sudden they get all, “You shouldn’t be carrying those heavy groceries.” Or else, “Ooh, let me

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-76331065101685131062007-09-06T18:52:00.000-08:002007-09-07T20:18:04.839-08:00GIULIANI HINTS DARKLY AT MAFIA CONNECTIONS

For the first time since parting company with "business associate" Bernard Kerik, presidential candidate Rudolph Giuliani slipped up in public and alluded to Mafia ties. In a New Hampshire town hall meeting, Giuliani repeatedly warned that his real allegiance is to "family" – perhaps one of the Five Families in control of organized crime in New York City. After an audience member

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-67439669140874112572007-08-24T18:00:00.000-08:002007-08-24T18:03:38.788-08:00Why? Why?

Why are there books and plays and movies about people who have been sucked into their computers? Did this happen with every tool while it was new? Are there archives somewhere of people trapped and racing against time to escape toasters and buggy whips?

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-28192930732049920512007-08-14T17:44:00.000-08:002007-09-06T19:37:31.322-08:00Haiku for a Hot August Morning

8 a.m. SundayMusicians rushing to churchA gig is a gig

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-80684403880435256002007-08-14T17:03:00.000-08:002007-08-14T17:16:02.499-08:00Street Names

Gladstone - crack

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-50183858527904660852007-08-13T04:10:00.000-08:002007-09-06T19:35:33.331-08:00Hotgust in Atlanta

"The Ring of Ultimate Power," a comedy short I made with Jay Stern and Alan McIntyre Smith, premieres at the Dragon*Con 2007 Film Festival on Labor Day Weekend. It says here Dragon*Con is "America's largest annual convention for fans of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror, Comics and Art, Games and Computers, Animation, Science, Music, Television and Film."This is your big chance to see our

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-25885705427379340502007-07-06T18:23:00.000-08:002007-07-06T18:23:25.998-08:00Things -- besides law and sausages -- people should not watch being made

1. Supermodels2. Show tunes 3. Baby geese4. Martyrs (While we're on the subject, what is it with certain people they can't live and let live? You'd think everybody ought to have their minds on the Roman occupation or the continual threat of drought and frog plagues. But do they mind their own business? Hell, no. The minute they don't agree with somebody, they've got to pants the guy.)

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-45959217341380039532007-06-19T16:12:00.000-08:002007-08-14T17:08:42.182-08:00Psst. Hey, Buddy.

Can You Keep a Handshake?

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-66950289496807810072007-06-10T18:29:00.000-08:002007-06-10T19:43:11.421-08:00Too Enlightened

Is this a scorpion or a pseudoscorpion? At some point last week, I did a little meditation and cleared my mind completely of some things it turns out I need.

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-51592468271935156922007-06-03T19:42:00.000-08:002007-11-05T19:16:22.275-08:00www.churchsigngenerator.com

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-74646645318287457102007-06-03T07:20:00.000-08:002007-06-03T08:30:05.575-08:00Stamp Grudges

Despite what the Italian government would have you believe, this is not the likeness of Archimedes of Syracuse:However, in a grand gesture of the too little/too late variety, the Posteitaliane issued a stamp ("hooray for Archimedes and his water screw and hey what do you know, he was brutally murdered"), the geezers cynically stuck on the image of the Spartan king Archidamos III as if we would

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-24977920898631106622007-06-03T06:42:00.000-08:002007-06-03T06:52:02.708-08:00What to Expect as Far as Libations

"In heaven there is some beer."

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-34894146105271410622007-06-03T06:41:00.000-08:002007-06-03T06:58:59.280-08:00Byron, the Cocktail Party Monkey

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-10406190468399520702007-06-03T06:27:00.000-08:002007-06-03T06:29:48.453-08:00Ask a Maniac! (Havasham Archive)

Dear Maniac:When I am on a crowded subway, at times I am annoyed by passengers who do not hold their backpacks by the shoulder strap, but wear them instead. Not only do they take up enough space for two (or more) people, they usually shove and batter those behind them with their backpacks without realizing it. What should I do?Signed,- BuffetedDear Buffeted:Scratch someone wearing a backpack on

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-19319805016142068952007-05-27T08:17:00.000-08:002007-05-27T08:27:38.472-08:00One Damned Day

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-82167103272305453052007-05-07T18:26:00.000-08:002007-05-07T18:35:29.056-08:00LSAT Answers

Mary Magdeline : Pontious PilateGood Cop : Bad CopQuisp : Quake

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-51802342531608204612007-04-30T18:14:00.001-08:002007-04-30T18:30:33.739-08:00I'm Not the Unreasonable One Here

I go to a friend’s apartment and ask if I may have any loose change I find. Not the coins in the souvenir beer stein on the dresser. Not the buffalo head nickel in the "collection" (two coins in all, in a blue cardboard tri-fold presentation folders). Not even the 47 cents I’m liable to find sunk between the cushions of the sofa. All I want is the money in the saucer by the computer, the

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-143895177183851382007-03-27T18:15:00.000-08:002007-04-30T18:18:54.548-08:00Scale of Importance (All Values Measured in Shakes of a Fat Rat’s Ass)

Lose crappy expensive cell phone in a cab (phone stayed shut only with a rubber band or hair elastic and had only one week left on the contract, anyway) – 1 Secretary in the next cubicle promoted to Assistant Office Manager – 2 Older sister gets Mom’s charm bracelet – 5 Ex-boyfriend goes out with the redheaded waitress at Bar Sinister – 8 World Peace – 400+

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-72953569575179355532007-03-10T21:47:00.000-08:002007-03-17T09:00:08.026-08:00Alls I'm Saying

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-35464898854684371152007-03-08T15:32:00.000-08:002007-03-08T18:46:12.820-08:00A Journey of Science

Good news: I just got back from some time travel!One of my old roommates built an awesome time machine and wanted to know if I was busy this past weekend and if not I could come up and visit and BY THE WAY have a go at changing the past – which they tell you never to do, but COME ON people. This is 2007 and you’d think we’d have learned that our history, both individually and as a nation, has

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-85146018229783365202007-03-06T18:19:00.000-08:002007-03-06T18:22:48.169-08:00Misfortune Cookies

You will trip on your laces.Lucky Number: 0 You will not win the lottery.Lucky Number: 13You will hate your next haircut.Lucky Number: 666 You will lose your keys and then find them in a place you could swear you already looked.Lucky Number: 3.14

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-49908362395435567992007-02-26T18:59:00.001-08:002010-07-05T15:23:50.972-08:00Not a euphemism

Anna Sui Ring Rouge

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-39455740869601221962007-02-26T18:42:00.000-08:002007-02-26T18:44:19.170-08:00Bitter, after reading Bullfinch

Times New Roman, a font probably stolen from the Greeks.

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-25969248801827564302007-02-19T20:25:00.000-08:002007-02-21T17:56:57.675-08:00Not Only Easy to Swallow -- They're Sanitized!

We, as a nation, have not always yammered on about carbs and reps before taking the televised compulsory victory lap on the beach with an Irish setter.

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-29432688369191520152007-02-19T14:20:00.000-08:002007-02-19T20:17:51.091-08:00A Jousting Targe

At the Metropolitan Museum of Art, in a hallway glass case on the way to the Arms and Armor, there is a jousting targe something like this one:Something like, yes; however, the one I mean goes by the nickname "cat. no. 69.169" and is painted with an owl grasping a branch while a ribbon unfurls itself in an arc overhead, proclaiming:WIE.WOL.ICH.BIN.DER.VOGEL.HAS.NOCH.DEN.ERFRET.MICH.DAS"Though I

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-21162021381358880392007-02-10T08:08:00.000-08:002007-02-11T21:02:57.323-08:00Welcome to The Dharma Agni Jnana Prana Ananda Loka Motel!

As you know, “Dharma Agni Jnana Prana Ananda Loka” means “moral piety sacred fire intuitive knowledge life force bliss realm,” and we here at The Dharma Agni Jnana Prana Ananda Loka Motel need your help to insure that your room becomes your own moral piety sacred fire intuitive knowledge life force bliss realm during your stay. We make a conscious effort to conserve the blessings of water. If we

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-55555512465403889282007-02-09T15:32:00.000-08:002007-03-17T09:02:08.833-08:00That Damned $5.00 Psychic

What do I need with somebody telling me my past? If I wanted to hear about my past, I'd send for my high school transcript and return my ex-husband's phone calls.

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-46561723761649560452007-02-07T18:52:00.000-08:002007-02-07T18:53:24.750-08:00Go Here -- Do This

Visit the First Sundays Film Festival site:http://www.firstsundays.com/films.phpand watch "Suffer the Little Children."

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-88855498798982992852007-02-07T18:41:00.000-08:002007-02-02T22:01:54.299-08:00Features on the new 36th Floor copy machine that could also be the names of cable television network original crime drama series

The CollatorThe System MonitorThe CounterThe Document FeederThe ScannerThe SorterThe Finisher

Mons Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13058551974541674141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1950305853958111561.post-39327486724890474402007-01-31T15:15:00.000-08:002007-01-31T15:47:53.726-08:00Negative Ad Campaign

Though it’s not campaign season any more -- or yet -- it's never the wrong time to go negative:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w47R1g7upHIhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2oKUwi_lEIhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdXKLCyErbshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDJoA_1OUCQ

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Because the top is a Y:

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Just Because There's Snow on the Roof Doesn't Mean the House is Properly InsulatedYou Don't Have to Agree with the Present Administration to Work Here, But It HelpsI'm with Stalin ------>Kiss Me, I'm Churlish orKiss Me, I'm IrateThis Isn't a Bald Spot, it's a Solar Panel for a Love Machine. Also, I Lost My Hair On Account of Too Much Testosterone.

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Common MisconceptionsSixth SenseGut FeelingWomen's IntuitionEducated GuessesThoughts...from the Heart

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We said, "Jinx, you owe me a Coke."She said, Jinx, you owe me a beer."

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